tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post4185161947811545169..comments2023-11-05T03:25:53.239-08:00Comments on Drake's Flames: General Gaming Rant - GenConUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-7883890776748815252011-08-31T23:52:52.556-07:002011-08-31T23:52:52.556-07:00here | this site | this page | there | check this ...<a href="http://yuniqcorn.tk" rel="nofollow">here</a> | <a href="http://virtualbeton.tk" rel="nofollow">this site</a> | <a href="http://fraggaming.tk" rel="nofollow">this page</a> | <a href="http://iamwar.tk" rel="nofollow">there</a> | <a href="http://armeniasurf.tk" rel="nofollow">check this</a> | <a href="http://8daysaweek.tk" rel="nofollow">this site</a> | <a href="http://art-and-soul.tk" rel="nofollow">here</a> <br><br /> <a href="http://basketbattle.tk" rel="nofollow">this page</a> | <a href="http://luccemetal.tk" rel="nofollow">here</a> | <a href="http://fcdh-youth.tk" rel="nofollow">there</a> | <a href="http://easuguroo.tk" rel="nofollow">check this</a> | <a href="http://www.distributorhp02.tk" rel="nofollow">this site</a> | <a href="http://hopevote.tk" rel="nofollow">here</a> | <a href="http://brokenherated-productions.tk" rel="nofollow">this page</a> <br><br /> <a href="http://doctorstyle.tk" rel="nofollow">this site</a> | <a href="http://trinettesplace.tk" rel="nofollow">check this</a> | <a href="http://sportnation.tk" rel="nofollow">here</a> | <a href="http://lethalattack.tk" rel="nofollow">this page</a> | <a href="http://www.567go.tk" rel="nofollow">there</a> | <a href="http://kingdomofthewicked.tk" rel="nofollow">check this</a> | <a href="http://herrlafere.tk/" rel="nofollow">this site</a> <br>Bryonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-88332672113253414412011-02-02T21:58:42.052-08:002011-02-02T21:58:42.052-08:00This is a nice post shared here. Great article and...This is a nice post shared here. Great article and thanks for sharing this post.kamagra 100mghttp://www.astermeds.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-48365737036641581262010-03-12T06:01:52.108-08:002010-03-12T06:01:52.108-08:00but it mostly involves being stranded on an island...<i>but it mostly involves being stranded on an island with nothing but a lifetime supply of Pantene Pro-V</i><br /><br />Thank you, my day is better now.Jeremiahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09420333915306993928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-73881080926493270342009-10-09T10:07:19.786-07:002009-10-09T10:07:19.786-07:00Old news I know but I had to mention that my exper...Old news I know but I had to mention that my experience of Gen-Con as a 14 year old was most notable as being the place where I saw enormous piles of pubic hair in the urinals. My only theory was that the attendees removed their underwear so rarely that when they pulled it out a pile of built up pubic detritus followed. <br /><br />Now that I am older and more experienced in the ways of mankind I have only seen this in one other context, working engineering jobs in large companies where apparently the same rarely-take-off-their-undies folks work and still unload their pubes in the urinals every day.andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15396487960094370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-91022178661265505382009-08-31T22:38:20.773-07:002009-08-31T22:38:20.773-07:00Man, I wish that anonymous stinkhole had signed hi...Man, I wish that anonymous stinkhole had signed his name. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to make fun of someone whose name is 'Anonymous'? I mean, what kind of cheap shots do you take at a person whose only identifier sounds like a homeless man's toe tag?<br /><br />Look, I would love to light you up like Christmas, but it's late, and there were like four people after you who covered all the salient points. I will just say this:<br /><br />I've dated a hot-ass stripper.<br /><br />I think my credentials are established.Matt Drakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10293720777403743376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-31871327501773412562009-08-24T19:14:01.727-07:002009-08-24T19:14:01.727-07:00Honorary Gen Con Attendee
Matt and his critics. W...<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/wancalo/2447337151/" rel="nofollow">Honorary Gen Con Attendee</a><br /><br />Matt and his critics. We have to learn to live and let live. We all have our oddities, so let's compromise.<br /><br />GenCon freaks can have theirs regarding hygience, weight, dress ... and we can have ours regarding laughing our asses off at them :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-67232842807891721802009-08-24T19:13:37.767-07:002009-08-24T19:13:37.767-07:00Gee, internet goober FormCritic, the whining dunge...Gee, internet goober FormCritic, the whining dungeons and dragons martyr... thank you for the life altering success meter you've established by using Pamela Anderson's overused rubbery gray hole to weed out the undesirables.<br /><br />Are you seriously going to expound about how nerdy dice towers are and how cool you are within five seconds of quoting the Illiad and Beowulf?<br /><br />You asked what Mr. Dice Tower's accomplishment was and I submit that it is soap and if you need further segragation from those less accomplished then I proffer a decent sense of humor and the aversion to raping children as is the norm at acaeum.com.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-16514697380934260142009-08-24T10:47:10.633-07:002009-08-24T10:47:10.633-07:00Wow - Internet Conan "Drake" the firebre...Wow - Internet Conan "Drake" the firebreathing hero. <br /><br />Last time I checked, Pamela Anderson was not looking to sleep with dudes who make and sell dice towers...the single most nerdy game accessory ever invented.<br /><br />Dice towers are the gamer equivalent of pocket protectors. Sexxxy!<br /><br />Last time I read The Iliad, Achilles did not make and sell dice towers. Maybe Hector did - better check again.<br /><br />Last time I went over the text of Beowulf, the firedrake did not have any dice towers in his horde.<br /><br />How very clever to build into your rant the argument that if anyone think's you're being stupidly mean THAT MAKES THEM WRONG! Wonderful logic. I couldn't possssssssibly think of counter-argument!<br /><br />Let's hear your story Mr. Dice Tower He-Man Winner Drake. What was your great accomplishment? How did your enemies come to fear your mighty deeds? Or, was it just the rippling muscles and all those boxing trophies?<br /><br />Oh, wait...I forgot the dice towers! Those dice towers make John Wayne look gay. If Tommy Lee had made dice towers then Pamela Anderson probably wouldn't have dared to divorce him. What was I THINKING?<br /><br />Good thing the fat loser nerds have a hero like you to lead them to hygenic victory.<br /><br />How brave you are! How wise!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-8132280546398575722009-08-23T21:40:38.769-07:002009-08-23T21:40:38.769-07:00Gen Con Thumbs Up for this article<a href="http://www.flyingtricycle.com/Images/website/GenCon_Virgin.jpg" rel="nofollow">Gen Con Thumbs Up for this article</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-39661696036866747342009-08-23T21:36:57.019-07:002009-08-23T21:36:57.019-07:00"At this point, I expect I have hurt some fee..."At this point, I expect I have hurt some feelings. I am sure there are several readers who think I am a big mean bully who likes to mock freaks and fat people. Well, I might be mean, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. It just means that you have surrounded yourself with people who lie to you and tell you that being a complete aberrant is not bad for you."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-29956682514620397382009-08-23T11:44:23.113-07:002009-08-23T11:44:23.113-07:00Pretty mean, Drake. Really mean, in fact.Pretty mean, Drake. Really mean, in fact.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-79903359891843383912009-08-21T18:52:15.938-07:002009-08-21T18:52:15.938-07:00Compassion?
How about compassion for civilized so...Compassion?<br /><br />How about compassion for civilized society? Or for the soap makers or clothes makers?<br /><br />And what do you mean we don't have compassion? Why do you think we wait till they are not around before making fun of them?<br /><br />Do you realize how much pain it is holding it in? Matt deserves a Purple Gaming Heart or something!RockPhotoStarhttp://www.rockphotostar.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-57438847721225710662009-08-21T18:26:10.514-07:002009-08-21T18:26:10.514-07:00Matt... always enjoy your writing. This line is an...Matt... always enjoy your writing. This line is an absolute classic: <br /><br />"But by Sunday, you're sitting in a crowded hall with people who have not washed their assholes since Lincoln was in office, and at times the smell can make your eyes water."<br /><br />Truer words were never spoken. LOL. Thanks for the fun read!Steve Severinonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-91611326082878412772009-08-19T17:34:16.833-07:002009-08-19T17:34:16.833-07:00I like GenCon. *hides*I like GenCon. *hides*Truthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11838441709542798104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-30803813620440030372009-08-19T15:17:21.863-07:002009-08-19T15:17:21.863-07:00Excerpt from a Slick Rick song:
"Dave the do...Excerpt from a Slick Rick song:<br /><br />"Dave the dope fiend/shootin' dope/who don't know the meanin'/of water nor soap"<br /><br />The only way Gencon would have even REMOTELY normal people is if there was a contest on BGG to get a free copy of Talisman based upon how much weight people lose while abusing laxatives.<br /><br />NASTY FUCKING PEOPLE. The kind of people that look WORSE than they smell, which is a mix of chicken manure and 3-day old death.<br /><br />These people need to learn to operate a water faucet, learn that soap DOES stop cellulitis, and learn that walking for 3 days in a hot, enclosed space wearing leather sandals is a BAD GOD DAMN IDEA.<br /><br />~PeteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-6628125730931620972009-08-17T19:08:12.439-07:002009-08-17T19:08:12.439-07:00Regarding the acaeum comment, "spam" is ...Regarding the acaeum comment, "spam" is the only useful thing on that site.<br /><br />They have great cake though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-10553443329510556542009-08-17T07:08:01.422-07:002009-08-17T07:08:01.422-07:00Compassion... that rings a bell. I'll have to ...Compassion... that rings a bell. I'll have to look into that. It sounds interesting.<br /><br />But seriously, you're right, I don't have much compassion. In the absence of an actual medical condition, I find virtually no excuse for the behavior exhibited by the socially autistic game nerds. Hell, I don't feel particularly sorry for anyone so oblivious that they can't bathe regularly and eat something resembling a sensible diet. There's just no reason for a grown man to be that pathetic. Call me a calloused asshole (I probably am, really), but if you don't have enough pride in yourself and your appearance to wear clean clothes, use some Acutane, and try to at least resemble a functioning member of society, my compassion for your condition is pretty damned low.<br /><br />I do sometimes wish I could help the cave nerds. I wish I could tell them, 'here's a diet that will keep you healthy, and here's some wardrobe choices, and here's a couple exercise ideas,' and walk them through the basics of just being normal people. I would be delighted to give a workshop on casual conversation - it's not that I'm particularly great at it, but I do know that when you talk to people, you should not stare at their shoes.Matt Drakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10293720777403743376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-89050244025917633632009-08-16T23:14:33.442-07:002009-08-16T23:14:33.442-07:00Certainly the facts of your rant ring true on seve...Certainly the facts of your rant ring true on several accounts... but sadly Matt, the spirit of it shows a huge lack of compassion.<br /><br />Gaming - and more specifically, Gencon - is an oasis of sorts for many in our society who have few resources for self-expression and community.<br /><br />I personally take great joy in seeing the diversity, creativity, spirit of play and overall friendliness of the attendees.<br /><br />I count my blessings that I am not burdened by debilitating physical, social or emotional handicaps, and I do my best to have compassion for those who might - and who find a brief few days of solace at Gencon.<br /><br />I can even have compassion for people who seem to have no great store of compassion for others.<br /><br />:-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-50529369012050181102009-08-16T20:34:20.321-07:002009-08-16T20:34:20.321-07:00Excellent review! I have been there and experienc...Excellent review! I have been there and experienced all that you report. Your report on the smell is especially accurate. Great observations.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-79700343368116342972009-08-16T15:23:34.475-07:002009-08-16T15:23:34.475-07:00You = Preach the truth!You = Preach the truth!Black Pit of Laghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15355236602995458949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-71729695400196062472009-08-16T13:45:41.111-07:002009-08-16T13:45:41.111-07:00my pockets were full of water-activated piranhas a...my pockets were full of water-activated piranhas and the tide was coming in<br /><br />ROFLMAO :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-56644586543523898652009-08-15T19:03:16.659-07:002009-08-15T19:03:16.659-07:00Chris, I've been thinking about your point her...Chris, I've been thinking about your point here, and thought you should know that I've been cutting people more slack when they're in the convention center. Dressed oddly, looking bizarre, acting silly - I'm giving that a pass because, like you said, if there's a place you should be allowed to be goofy, this is it.<br /><br />But I am still just as irritated by the misanthropic fat-ass bastards who can't look up from the floor to say hello, the socially retarded goofballs who think that just because I know the term 'Fourth Edition' means I want to hear all about their character (while I'm trying to work, no less), and the total dropouts wearing shirts that declare them as sexy despite having to wrap around their sagging man-boobs.Matt Drakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10293720777403743376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-72499786852649214792009-08-14T20:18:56.391-07:002009-08-14T20:18:56.391-07:00LOL, this wouldn't be near as funny if it was ...LOL, this wouldn't be near as funny if it was so true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-6071129680140389402009-08-14T16:11:31.643-07:002009-08-14T16:11:31.643-07:00That is some incredibly clever spam. I usually del...That is some incredibly clever spam. I usually delete spam, but the pitch segues wonderfully with the current discussion, even if the target site is just a place where you can go if you collect old D&D crap.<br /><br />(Incidentally, making a nerd website is not worse than walking down the street dressed as Sailor Moon, especially if you have to stroll right past the courthouse, and especially not if you're a dude.)Matt Drakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10293720777403743376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327484429725532216.post-80445420585597029252009-08-14T10:15:32.407-07:002009-08-14T10:15:32.407-07:00ROTFLMAO.ROTFLMAO.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com